If you are a programmer, or if you understand programming memes, then read this blog. Many people guaranteed that they pursued programming because of the programming memes, not because they wanna do it, but to understand memes! Hardcore, right? Being a programmer sometimes really sucks, but you must know how to get the fun out of it. Trust me, it gets funny sometimes.
The supreme power that if not all, then most of the programmers want! I mean, come on this code is "ours". Just kidding. We all do love having an open source so we could just distribute them to our team and so, but, you ask me why I love open-sourced projects? Well, I get some idea from them, how they implement idea and how they really manage to finish a project in a very detailed manner, but you gotta admit sometimes that documentations are very poor, and you have to research for yourself. I learn easily through open-sourced projects and documentations, I'm telling ya! I owe you a little, Microsoft.
Where would we be without open source? According to this, we're all communists at heart... Thanks for reminding us Microsoft. from r/ProgrammerHumor
9. Praise to be! Stackoverflow! by u/freakin_anurag
This savior here, is the hero we all need! This is my comfort zone here! All my respect to StackOverflow, without it, man! I would be weeping all day trying to solve these damn issues and bugs in my project, Damn, it is my greatest day when I found a full-code version of what am I really doing, and I'm telling you, it's my best hour when I found something more than what I'm really finding for from StackOverflow. Well, sometimes I get more frustrated when I don't find any fixes or support from the forum. I'll take a minute stepping away from my laptop then I'll figure it out myself, of course, if I have that luck.
Lemme Change variable names real quick...... from r/ProgrammerHumor
8. And.. it begins! by u/ApostOnReddit
You know, when I was in my mid-teenage years, I was really interested in Computer Science and Engineering. I wished that I could make my own computer with its custom operating system that would suit its needs, and damn, I would devote my whole life into it, but it doesn't turned that way. Competition is really high, and I don't even know where to start if I started applying for jobs or available teams with projects online offering my expertise. Of course, it should be really helpful and it shall secure my job reputation. But, all those years of suffering about establishing network, fixing binary errors and more, man, just to make a HTML website, with a simple side of CSS and JavaScript. I was front-end.
I'm glad too from r/ProgrammerHumor
7. Just...can't.... resist the power! by u/itradedaoptions
Lmao, this can't be real tho. I remembered spending time with my little brother and I'm about to show him a matrix-like setup command-prompt that really looked like it was from "The Matrix", my brother was full of joy as he was to witness my hacking powers. I was flattered after praising me that I'm the best hackers because you could really see it on his face how excited and fascinated he is after I did the automatic code runner in the command prompt with several colors and binary matrix art in the console. He just can't get over it, and he asked me to do it again. He thinks that I am really powerful and I could hack NASA with my lit skills.
The simple joys are what get me through the day from r/ProgrammerHumor
6. Damn! This always annoys me! by u/techules
Shoot, I remembered that time, when me and my team from my technological university worked together for our thesis that is all about constructing a database for listing all the customers for this E-commerce website made from scratch, this is the time when our professor challenged us to do it from scratch and do not, strictly, do not use any kinds of framework, and he will guarantee a high GPA for all of us in the group. Damn, that's easy! Not until I knew that my group members were total slackers, I just had to carry them throughout the implementation and development process. Supposedly, I was about to design the database and the back-end logic of the E-commerce website. Everything was going great, until this one time. Our professor called us in his department, he asked us to present the initial progress of our development process. He was impressed, although, asked us to add this little feature where you add a "logic that predicts the choices of customer according to their search queries.". After the meeting, I commanded my team to make it happen as soon as possible, but after the little tweaks, damn, I found out that dozens of warnings and errors came to the console output because my team wasn't agreeing on the same thing, for the reason I forgot tho. Fortunately, I fixed them on the go, but there are still so many bugs that made everything frustrating for me.
You guys know exactly what happens, don't you?! from r/ProgrammerHumor
5. Awesome feature, dev! by u/Arben40
This made me laugh so bad, I mean. I used to tell to my professor that it "crashing" is one of the most notable features of this app. It made me laugh so hard he told me to stop and get serious, or else I get an incomplete mark. Damn, those were the good times.
Thanks dev from r/ProgrammerHumor
4. That is why I hate light theme, by u/John_Lins
Who does even wan't to get a night mode feature for their IDEs. Well, surely it's not me. In fact, I am always strict when it comes to setting the working environment before coding. I felt like my eyes were burning from the light, lol.
Yup from r/ProgrammerHumor
3. This deserves an award for being really helpful. 😑 by u/anaazmi
The documentation is so poor that this man deserves a Nobel Prize.
Wow thanks man you really helped him. from r/ProgrammerHumor
2. Y u steal da spotlight? by u/YaswanthDatta
I just told ya, so now you know what it feels like to have slacker people on your team, and they tend to steal the creds in the end? That's just too much.
Y'all know this.. from r/ProgrammerHumor
1. Well, it works? Am I right? by u/ikev61
Well? He's damn right! It worked, I even tested it myself. Why u so angry dis time?
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